I came home at about 6AM and slept at 7AM. I proceeded to have these crazy ass dreams. I can't remember all of it but I do remember this one part where I'm sitting in class with a really cute girl behind me and we were all talking about getting laid on new years night. Someone then asked her if she did that one guy and she said no. She said she gave him a "sausage egg mcmuffin sandwich". Of course we were all like: "wtf?". Apparantely a "sausage egg mcmuffin sandwich" is where you let the guy rub his dick between your pussy lips but never penetrate you.
Ok yea I'm kinda fucking weird.
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