Monday, January 5, 2009

there's something about ugly women

that I can't quite put my finger on. Ok guys, I know you know that you've had this happen to you, so don't even pretend you don't know. There's this below-average looking girl that you know. She could be working at a store or sitting behind you in class, doesn't matter, but let's just say your first impression of her wasn't the greatest. But you see her all the time and maybe you talk to her a bit and she starts to grow on you, the same way moss grows on a rock. At first it looks all disgusting but once it's all covered up you can't even tell anyways. Then all of a sudden you're fapping one day and you start thinking about her. WTF! "Oh my god I can't believe I just thought of that" flashes through your head. Ever since that day, you seem to look at her in a different way, like your brain is trying to trick you into believing there's something cute or sexy about this girl. Maybe it's just you getting bored of watching hot pornstars that you're getting turned off by balloon breasts and triangle-patch shaved pussies, and you want something new and exciting and ugly. You can't wait to see those saggy, perky tits and that unshaved bush, maybe stick your tongue in some dangerous territories for once instead of that lotion-lathered, sweet-tasting good stuff you're used to. Your imagination plays all of these fantasies: "I wonder how pink her pussy is", "maybe her nipples are really big", or "maybe she wouldn't mind if I stuck it in her butt on the first night". Then you get all giddy cause you think she's ugly and probably hella kinky right? She's probably lonely and easy as fuck, so you go ahead and try it out and you find out she's a GOD DAMN LESBIAN. GOD FUCKING FUCK FUCK shit. Anyways, I forgot where I was going with this, but I did find a really cool Casshern statue, check it out:


I think I might write an article on my top 5 anime of all time and why tomorrow. I'm also going to be working on a few ad-campaigns this week for my portfolio, so hopefully I can get some feedback and make progress. Just to let you know, the three brands are: BEANO, BAWLS GUARANA, and K-Y JELLY. Yea, this is going to be a good week for me.

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